There was a man standing on a fence.
To his left was Jesus and all his followers.
To the right was satan and all his followers.
While he was contemplating which side to jump down on the followers on each side were beginning to walk away from the area.
The man knew he needed to make a choice but was conflicted and undecided still.
At this time satan walked up and said, "Come with me".
The man quickly replied, "Wait, I haven't decided yet".
Satan grins and says "Yes you have, the fence belongs to me"